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Wednesday, July 1, 2026
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- deebo?? paste
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- deebohttps://pastebin.com/mp4Cy5vh asked a local qwen 3.5 about pattern matching and destructuring in jdk24 and it's internal thinking process was spiraling, guess it needs a bit of tuning to not be that intense :)
- deeboeven told itself: "Okay, stop hallucinating JEP numbers."
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- kcomhnallheh - now, I want to create one and name it "Jep Numbers".
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- kcomhnallhow many people must I bring over to Java land to be considered a Java Champion?
- dreamreal14,283,826.ฯ
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- kcomhnallhm, so... just speak at a few conferences and I'm in?
- dreamrealunlikely. I've RUN a few conferences and I'm not in. :D
- kcomhnallgotta invite other champions
- dreamrealDid that.
- dreamrealI've been rejected a few times already. :D
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- wazdreamreal: you've done more than that, you helped some achieve Java Champion.
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- dreamrealWell, I think most if not all would have gotten there without me, so i can't really claim that in good conscience :D
- dreamrealI've been arguing with ron pressler on reddit :/
- dreamrealhttps://www.reddit.com/r/java/comments/1ui2dyh/security_baked_into_the_jvm_why_fork_apache_river/
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- cheeserron has a lovely bedside manner sometimes.
- dreamrealHe's pissing me off by burying genuinely useful information. I'm writing ANOTHER reply through gritted teeth, editing like MAD because he finally pissed me off
- dreamreal"oh, i'm gonna lastword you by actually saying what you were asking for in the first response"
- dreamrealscrew you, dude!
- dreamrealthere, it's out of my system, now I can write something a little wiser
- cheeserprobably could hardly be any less wiser ;)
- dreamrealOh you should see the draft I'm deleting :D
- dreamrealApparently I can be a little acidic when I'm frustrated and sarcastic
- cheeser"that's my secret: i'm always angry."
- dreamrealThe best line from Hulk, ever
- cheesercounter point: "Puny god."
- dreamrealAlthough "puny god" comes ... damn it
- cheeserhahaha
- cheesersame movie, too.
- ParaEnd of good Marvel movies IMO.
- dreamrealI wish all the superhero movies would lose the quips
- ParaThey found their formula, too bad I don't like the formula.
- cheeserPara: tom holland's spider-man movies have been great.
- Paradreamreal: Also the exact coutnerbalance of DC's grimdark is something everyone could also just dump away.
- dreamrealI saw supergirl: I thought it was okay, it relied on a lot of nonsense and the MC being attractive so you didn't notice the story's utter lack of depth
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- dreamrealI thought it was 1/5 moonfalls
- Paracheeser: Well yes, although technically they're Sony's movies but yeah.
- cheeseri might see that this weekend
- dreamrealwhich, well, 2+ moonfalls was right there, so it could have been a lot worse
- ParaThe newest Spider-Man actually looks really interesting trailer wise, so at least the trailer is good.
- cheeserPara: agreed. super excited for that one. but spider-man was my first love so i'll watch it regardless.
- dreamrealspider-man is how I learned to read
- dreamrealI grew up in a hospital room: there was nothing else to do!
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- ParaMost Finns learn to read by reading weekly Donald Duck comic.
- cheeseri grew up in the sticks. there was nothing ever to do. :(
- ParaI wonder how many good readers the world nowadays loses when sickly kids can have the whole Internet with them.
- Para(now that's a proper front loaded statement)
- Paracheeser: Not even cycling around trying to discover the elusive woods porn?
- dreamrealI dunno, I am not sure having sick kids is a win, period. I got lucky: my grandfather, um, knew people. When I was born he was on the phone with effin' Johns Hopkins within an hour, telling them what they were gonna do. And they did it. The downstream effect of that is that kids who are born TODAY with my problems have quick remedies, to the point where it can be hard to even tell they had the
- dreamrealproblem.
- cheeserevery house around me housed religious family of one sort or another. the opportunity for shenanigans were very few.
- cheeserdreamreal: i think you misread Para's intent there. :)
- dreamrealcheeser: I did not. I just didn't care. :D
- dreamrealI'd have gladly traded every last thing I know and learned from that period to not endure any of that crap.
- ParaOn a yet another tangent, I highly recommend Spider Noir on Prime.
- cheeserthen maybe I did because "we need more sick kids" is not the takeaway I came up with. :)
- cheeserPara: i forgot I was in the middle of that! tonight.
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- dreamrealI wasn't saying "more" - I was saying "at all."
- ParaI've also had the thought analysis at some point on how much of my knowledge and certain "waste" I could've/should've/wanted to trade on better friendships and such.
- ParaBut eh, I guess I found my answers or at least pece with the topic long ago.
- dreamrealI mean, I've had conversations with doctors where they were like "... what."
- dreamrealHey, it was a long time ago, when I was born my doctors gave my father the choice to just let nature take its course
- dreamrealthe first person to point out that I'm apparently unnatural is gonna get kicked, right after I get done laughing at it
- sbalmos... uhhh ...
- kcomhnallhelps to be a bit unbalanced
- sbalmosunless it's a DUI stop
- ParaYou've got a pulse, good enough for me.
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- sbalmosheheheheh
- Para(I don't think they install constant flow artificial hearts to people?)
- ParaActually would that even flow...eh whatever.
- sbalmosPara: oh they probably do. but there's probably also some tiny speaker in it that plays a 1-second heartbeat audio loop
- ParaIoT heart, now with customizable heartbeat harmonics
- sbalmosdreamreal: you're clearly proof that the Dark Side leads to things some consider... unnatural
- dreamrealheh
- kcomhnallPara: sounds like a pacemaker
- ParaMy unique biological aspects are just boring :P
- dreamreal /nick Darth_Lagoform
- kcomhnalllol
- ParaI apparently have literally unique red blood cell shape which in optical scans looks like genetic anemia.
- ParaFound this out about half a year ago when I had a confused GP who wouldn't let go. Did a good bunch of genetical testing even towards the end.
- ParaSo what do I win with this? My blood is deep maroon red.
- dreamrealOkay, response written. Most of the vitriol excised. #winning
- ParaImagine that being an AI thinking mid-prompt.
- dreamrealPfft, you should see what the AIs tell me about my drafts
- dreamrealthey all start with "first off, clearly you're a genius. But you're an idiot. You're not wrong, but you're never going to win by pointing out your interlocutor's obvious flaws and failures like that."
- sbalmosdreamreal: EditorAI rejects your premise, thinks your writing style is more byzantine than King James himself, and believes his thrice-removed cousin Rosey living with some guy named George and his family would probably make a better argument than you wrote
- dreamrealThen I point out that I rarely try to win on the internet, and it says "fine, post it" and I edit it all into readable shape regardless.
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- jreicherdreamreal: "moonfalls"?
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