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Thursday, July 16, 2026
- jreicherdreamreal: your comment about mumps interested me. Never done it, not familiar with the OO extension (and it is an extension, right?) but tried to find info on it. Looks like it maps OO concepts onto RDBMS?
- dreamrealjavabot: I woudln't say mumps was OO at all, it's all arrays
- javabotdreamreal, what does that even *mean*?
- dreamrealjreicher: ^^
- sbalmosmumps is/was a damn weird k-v
- sbalmosdreamreal: I'm mildly surprised a companion database system called MEZLES (Mostly-Easy-Zero-Loss-Extended-data-Server) has never been released
- dreamrealit's just a rebrand of dynamo
- * dreamreal grrrs
- sbalmosrebrands are important!
- dreamrealsomeone definitely needs to do it to Amazon. Those jerkface chumbuckets have caused more companies to change their open source policies than anyone else outside of MS.
- dreamrealhttps://bytecode.news/posts/2026/07/pong-wars-on-the-commodore-64
- dmlloydhere's another thing I've been meaning to whip up: https://github.com/dmlloyd/stubify-maven-plugin
- javabotdmlloyd's title: "GitHub - dmlloyd/stubify-maven-plugin: A plugin for Maven to stubify the classes of a project. · GitHub"