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Tuesday, February 17, 2026

  1. ChronosHey look, people rediscovering 1970s Pascal ;)
  2. Chronos...number ranges!
  3. * nevet joined #nevet
  4. * dreamreal!~dreamreal@about/java/dreamreal changed the topic to: This is the channel for the development of the software that runs nevet: https://github.com/jottinger/streampack
  5. dreamrealdynamodb=<reply>Dynamo is an AWS document database that guarantees eventual consistency. That means it usually responds within a short amount of time... but there are no guarantees. It's fully acceptable that a write takes place after a month of being issued. Good luck out there!
  6. nevetok, dreamreal: updated dynamodb.
  7. dreamrealdynamodb.url=https://aws.amazon.com/dynamodb/
  8. nevetok, dreamreal: updated dynamodb.
  9. dreamrealdynamodb.seealso=virtually anything else
  10. nevetok, dreamreal: updated dynamodb.
  11. dreamrealdynamodb
  12. nevetDynamo is an AWS document database that guarantees eventual consistency. That means it usually responds within a short amount of time... but there are no guarantees. It's fully acceptable that a write takes place after a month of being issued. Good luck out there! URL: https://aws.amazon.com/dynamodb/ See also: virtually anything else
  13. bluedreamreal: dynamodb sounds like real nonsense!
  14. blueincidentally, pretty much like everything else amazon does
  15. bluejreicher: thanks for the link, will read!
  16. dreamrealIt apparently works quite well for some jobs, I just don't know what they'd be
  17. dreamrealI despise dynamo
  18. jreicherDo you despise nosql generally?
  19. jreicher(I'm undecided about it, largely due to lack of experience)
  20. dreamrealnot in the least
  21. jreicherSo just dynamo then. :)
  22. dreamrealnot esp impressed with redis either, and memcached can screw right off as well
  23. jreicherWe should all go back to BerkeleyDB.
  24. dreamrealredis is at least functional
  25. dreamrealpffft
  26. bluedreamreal doesn't despise nosql. in fact he likes mongodb afaik
  27. dreamrealto be fair to memcached, it's a simple k/v store that does not pretend to be a viable system of recod, and it shouldn't, because it's not
  28. dreamrealI like a lot of nosql systems, honestly
  29. bluefor some reason the js community is strongly against mongodb, which is a testimony to their mental misacuity
  30. bluesomething something about security issues, which apparently no other system ever has
  31. dreamrealmost of the angst against mongodb is badly out of date, based around transactionality, in my experience
  32. blueYES
  33. dreamrealtransactions used to be delimited to documents
  34. blueyour experience has been parsed, verified and is assessted to be mostly correct
  35. blueassessed, even
  36. bluealso there's the typical license clowning, involved
  37. dreamrealyeah, well
  38. bluebecause companies mayn't make money!
  39. dreamrealyeah, exactly
  40. blueimagine investing in a product, paying developers, for some unrelated peanut to come around and have an opinion about you relicensing YOUR work
  41. dreamrealI mean, I get it on all sides: I want access, too! but i also think that a company has to survive to provide more value to its users
  42. bluelike, I wrote about 99.99% of primate: I can relicense to whatever the heck I want and I don't give a damn
  43. dreamreal+1
  44. blueI'm obviously not going to do that because it wouldn't benefit me, but in an alternate universe where it did, why not