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- dreamrealmill
- dreamrealamper
- dreamrealbld
- dreamrealmaven
- dreamrealgradle
- dreamrealoh, crap and croodle.
- dreamrealmaven is a build tool for many languages, but focusing particularly on JVM languages; it prefers convention over configuration and is horribly stable and the build files tend to be horribly verbose. If you need it to work, this is your tool.
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated maven.
- dreamrealmaven.url=https://maven.apache.org
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated maven.
- dreamrealmaven.tag=build tool,xml,jvm
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated maven.
- dreamrealgradle is a build tool for many languages; it uses a Groovy or Kotlin DSL, and provides a configurable as well as a conventional build model. It's very terse but can be absolutely maddening if you color outside the lines at all.
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated gradle.
- dreamrealgradle.url=https://gradle.org
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated gradle.
- dreamrealgradle.tag=build tool,groovy,kotlin,jvm
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated gradle.
- dreamrealant is one of the oldest Java build tools, generally supplanting make for Java; XML-based and fully imperative, it does exactly what you tell it and nothing more, which means dependency management is your problem (see: Ivy). New projects should use something else.
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated ant.
- dreamrealant.url=https://ant.apache.org
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated ant.
- dreamrealant.tag=build tool,xml,jvm,legacy,ivy
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated ant.
- dreamrealmill is a Scala-based build tool with a cleaner composability model than Gradle and genuine modularity baked in from the start. Requires comfort with Scala concepts, but rewards that investment with a build system that mostly behaves like it should. But then: Scala.
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated mill.
- dreamrealmill.url=https://mill-build.org
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated mill.
- dreamrealmill.tag=build tool,scala,jvm,kotlin
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated mill.
- dreamrealbld is a build tool where build logic is written in pure Java — no Groovy, no Kotlin, no Scala, no XML. If you already know Java, you already know how to write your build. Part of the RIFE2 ecosystem.
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated bld.
- dreamrealbld.url=https://rife2.com/bld
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated bld.
- dreamrealbld.tag=build tool,java,jvm
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated bld.
- dreamrealamper is JetBrains' experimental YAML-configured build tool, currently in preview and aimed primarily at Kotlin and Kotlin Multiplatform projects. Opinionated in ways that will either feel liberating or confining depending on whether your project fits the mold. Not yet ready for general production use.
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated amper.
- dreamrealamper.url=https://www.jetbrains.com/amper/
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated amper.
- dreamrealamper.tag=build tool,yaml,kotlin,experimental
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated amper.
- dreamrealsavant is a Groovy DSL build tool with a plugin-as-dependency model and explicit per-machine JDK configuration. New enough that its differentiating value over Gradle, Mill, Amper, and Bld is not yet clear. Documentation was incomplete at launch. Worth watching; too early to recommend.
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated savant.
- dreamrealsavant.url=https://savantbuild.org
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated savant.
- dreamrealsavant.tag=build tool,groovy,jvm,new
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated savant.
- dreamrealivy is Apache Ant's dependency manager, bolted on to give Ant what it was missing. If you're reaching for Ivy you're probably already committed to an Ant build that you can't escape. Consider this a sign.
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated ivy.
- dreamrealivy.url=https://ant.apache.org/ivy/
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated ivy.
- dreamrealivy.tag=dependency management,jvm,ant,legacy
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated ivy.
- dreamrealrife2 is a full-stack Java web framework descended from the original RIFE framework, built around minimizing boilerplate and keeping everything in plain Java. Also the home of bld. Opinionated, coherent, and focused on a continuations model.
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated rife2.
- dreamrealrife2.url=https://rife2.com
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated rife2.
- dreamrealrife2.tag=framework,java,jvm,web
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated rife2.
- dreamrealbld
- nevetbld is a build tool where build logic is written in pure Java — no Groovy, no Kotlin, no Scala, no XML. If you already know Java, you already know how to write your build. Part of the RIFE2 ecosystem. URL: https://rife2.com/bld Tags: build tool, java, and jvm
- bot[jottinger/bytecode.news] New issue #301: Consider optional Webmention support (deferred) - https://github.com/jottinger/bytecode.news/issues/301
- bot[jottinger/bytecode.news] New issue #302: Add read-focused service-mcp with factoid command generation - https://github.com/jottinger/bytecode.news/issues/302
- dreamrealheh, that's a duplicate issue (302)
- bot[jottinger/bytecode.news] New PR #303: Extract factoid read contracts for blog resolver pipeline - https://github.com/jottinger/bytecode.news/pull/303
- dreamrealtoday hebrew
- nevetToday is Monday, 5 Nissan, 5786 (Hebrew)
- ChronosToday is a Japanese car manufacturer
- ChronosWhere did blue go?
- dreamrealgot frustrated that I didn't fix factoid syntax the way he wanted
- dreamreal"foo is bar" -- YOU CAN'T DO THAT! IS IS EVERYWHERE!
- dreamrealdecided that was a breaking point for him, that the responses weren't conciliatory as he wanted
- dreamrealinfobots haven't existed for 40 years and a' that
- dreamrealblue is good people but has a relatively low open and agreeable personality from what I've seen
- dreamrealHe has good ideas and purposes, but he's easily frustrated when he doesn't get his way
- dreamrealso for factoids, he wants a prefix: !factoid foo etc., which is NOT a bad idea, honestly
- dreamrealbut the problem is that infobots HAVE existed since IRC was a thing
- ChronosOh, hmmm, that's too bad, he was interesting.
- dreamrealhe is, I'm trying to convince him the world doesn't have to dance to his tune
- dreamrealSo what do YOU think? How do YOU see working with the bot?
- ChronosI haven't really been paying too much attention; life keeping me too busy and distracted
- dreamrealcertainly understandable
- ChronosFrom what I see above, though, looks quite good
- dreamrealwell, there're two different possibilities: he wants operations to be scoped for clarity, but that's not how infobots typically work, since they're supposed to be human-ish
- dreamreallike, if you have to EXPLICITLY invoke karma, that's a lot; the "ideal infobot" doesn't use a trigger at all, it just infers proper usage, but that gets noisy FAST if it's populated well
- dreamrealso a light trigger with human-centric operation is the ideal, depending
- bot[jottinger/bytecode.news] New PR #304: Adding MCP endpoint, cleaning up OTP - https://github.com/jottinger/bytecode.news/pull/304
- dreamrealversion
- nevetnevet 1.0 | fb6457e (main) | Built 2026-03-23 10:13:05 EDT
- bot[jottinger/bytecode.news] New PR #305: feat 297 otp cleanup and 289 mcp eval - https://github.com/jottinger/bytecode.news/pull/305
- dreamrealversion
- nevetnevet 1.0 | af40b8a (main) | Built 2026-03-23 10:17:19 EDT
- dreamrealsome failures still, working on 'em
- bot[jottinger/bytecode.news] New PR #306: Fixing incomplete mapping for paging - https://github.com/jottinger/bytecode.news/pull/306
- dreamrealokay, MCP services are *enabled!*
- bot[jottinger/bytecode.news] New PR #307: Adding more notes for agentic replies - https://github.com/jottinger/bytecode.news/pull/307
- dreamrealmcp is the Model Context Protocol — an open standard by Anthropic for connecting AI models to external tools and data sources via a structured client/server interface.
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated mcp.
- dreamrealmcp.url=https://modelcontextprotocol.io
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated mcp.
- dreamrealmcp.tags=ai,protocols
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated mcp.
- dreamrealhttps://bytecode.news/posts/2026/03/bytecode-news-now-has-an-mcp-server
- dreamrealmcp is the Model Context Protocol - an open standard by Anthropic for connecting AI models to external tools and data sources via a structured client/server interface.
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated mcp.
- dreamrealmcp.url=https://modelcontextprotocol.io
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated mcp.
- dreamrealmcp.tags=ai,protocols
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated mcp.
- bot[jottinger/bytecode.news] New PR #308: Some more tuning for the MCP endpoints - https://github.com/jottinger/bytecode.news/pull/308
- bot[jottinger/bytecode.news] New issue #309: Document MCP /mcp JSON-RPC endpoint in OpenAPI - https://github.com/jottinger/bytecode.news/issues/309
- dreamrealjep 516
- nevetjep 516: Ahead-of-Time Object Caching with Any GC (https://openjdk.org/jeps/516)
- dreamrealjep 517
- nevetjep 517: HTTP/3 for the HTTP Client API (https://openjdk.org/jeps/517)
- dreamrealjep 500
- nevetjep 500: Prepare to Make Final Mean Final (https://openjdk.org/jeps/500)
- dreamrealjep 504
- nevetjep 504: Remove the Applet API (https://openjdk.org/jeps/504)
- dreamreal70 is the Java classfile format number for Java 26.
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated 70.
- dreamrealjep 504
- nevetjep 504 is Remove the Applet API. URL: https://openjdk.org/jeps/504
- dreamrealfeed add https://bytecode.news
- nevetError: No RSS/Atom feed found at https://bytecode.news
- dreamrealoh ho!
- dreamrealfeed add https://bytecode.news/feed.xml
- nevetAdded feed "ByteCode.News" with 20 entries
- dreamrealfeed subscribe https://bytecode.news/feed.xml
- nevetSubscribed to "ByteCode.News"
- bot[jottinger/bytecode.news] New issue #310: Feed discovery fails for bytecode.news root URL - https://github.com/jottinger/bytecode.news/issues/310
- bot[jottinger/bytecode.news] New PR #311: Fixing RSS feed discovery - https://github.com/jottinger/bytecode.news/pull/311
- dreamrealOkay, feed discovery should be gooder
- dreamrealtoday
- dreamrealversion
- dreamrealversion
- nevetnevet 1.0 | 544314f (main) | Built 2026-03-23 13:02:19 EDT
- dreamrealcalc 2+4
- dreamrealcalc 2+4
- nevetThe result of 2+4 is: 6.0
- bot[jottinger/bytecode.news] New issue #312: Increase coverage for DeriveTagsOperation and AdminUserController - https://github.com/jottinger/bytecode.news/issues/312
- jbosmanshi nevet
- dreamrealpoem greeting
- neveta poem: Morning light spills through the door,/A smile, a wave, nothing more—/Yet in that simple, sweet hello,/Two souls meet and gently glow.
- dreamreala poem: Morning light spills through the door,/A smile, a wave, nothing more—/Yet in that simple, sweet hello,/Two souls meet and gently glow.
- nevetAnalysis: This poem follows an AABB rhyme scheme with iambic tetrameter (four iambic feet per line). It's a quatrain, a four-line stanza, exploring the intimate connection found in a brief greeting. The regular meter and rhyme create a gentle, harmonious tone matching the tender subject matter.
- dreamrealtamboui
- nevettamboui is a Java TUI framework inspired by Rust's ratatui; offers immediate-mode rendering, a managed event loop, and a declarative DSL. GraalVM native compatible. Snapshot only; APIs unstable. URL: https://tamboui.dev/ Tag: consoleio See also: lanterna, jexer, textio, and zircon
- dreamrealmaven
- nevetmaven is a build tool for many languages, but focusing particularly on JVM languages; it prefers convention over configuration and is horribly stable and the build files tend to be horribly verbose. If you need it to work, this is your tool. URL: https://maven.apache.org Tags: build tool, xml, and jvm
- jbosmansnice :-)
- dreamrealtag build tool
- nevetFactoids tagged 'build tool': amper, ant, bld, gradle, maven, mill, and savant
- jbosmanshelp
- dreamrealno help, unfortunately, because the resultset is too big
- dreamrealthere're probably 40 operations
- jbosmansoh right
- dreamrealtoday
- nevetToday is Monday, March 23, 2026
- dreamrealversion
- nevetnevet 1.0 | 544314f (main) | Built 2026-03-23 13:02:19 EDT
- jbosmansbotwise could be useful
- dreamrealwhat do you mean?
- jbosmansencouraging adoption
- jbosmanssorta like "cmd --help" etc
- dreamrealoh, yeah
- jbosmansmaybe response as PM ?
- jbosmansif feasible ^
- dreamrealwell, I have a parser in place, so adding such things is more doable than it was: PM is rough because IRC is easy to overwhelm
- jbosmansspring shell ?
- jbosmansalthough that's kinda .. not there yet i guess
- dreamrealthe bot is not really a shell application
- dreamrealit has a console but it's pretty simple, you wouldn't use it for more than bootstrapping
- jbosmanswell it kinda could be
- dreamrealyou wouldn't RUN THE SYSTEM to add a factoid, you'd run the system to set up ingress where you could set factoids
- jbosmansinput -> output
- dreamrealsure
- dreamrealbut it's a big system: you wouldn't ... well, what I just said
- dreamrealyou *could* but why
- jbosmansyeah no i understand
- dreamrealif it stopped once you added a factoid, why did you add a factoid: you'd want to provide access
- jbosmansthat'd depend on the command implementation i guess
- jbosmansi was just wondering how to get an overview of what i can do with nevet
- jbosmansirc-wise it's usually !help or a PM !help or ..
- dreamrealyeah, I know, it's a problem
- jbosmanslike ChanServ let's say
- jbosmansnah it's not a problem
- dreamrealI don't have a good solution yet. Chanserv has access a bot like nevet does not.
- jbosmansRome wasn't built in a day :)
- dreamrealChanserv *cannot flood itself* off of irc.
- dreamrealnevet can, and trivially so.
- jbosmans"a simple Stream.limit()"
- jbosmansfamous last words ^ :)
- dreamrealyeah.
- dreamrealIt's not been unthought of.
- jbosmansi don't doubt it
- jbosmansis there a webpage or alike?
- jbosmanspoem hamburger
- neveta poem: Sizzle and smoke, the patty sings,/Between soft buns, joy it brings./Lettuce crisp and pickles tart,/This simple stack—a work of art.
- a poem: Sizzle and smoke, the patty sings,/Between soft buns, joy it brings./Lettuce crisp and pickles tart,/This simple stack—a work of art.
- nevetAnalysis: This poem is written in iambic tetrameter with an AABB rhyme scheme (couplets). It's a quatrain, a four-line stanza form. The regular meter and simple rhyme structure create a light, playful tone befitting its subject matter—a hamburger.
- jbosmanshaha great
- dreamrealbytecode.news!
- dreamrealThat's the website! It's driven BY nevet. It's all one application.
- jbosmanshttps://bytecode.news/factoids?q=spring
- jbosmansno results found
- dreamrealspring
- dreamrealsec
- jbosmansnothing to rush about
- dreamrealthis codebase and the data repository is NOT old
- jbosmans:D
- dreamrealspring is Java application framework providing a DI container and vast ecosystem of modules. Foundation for Spring Boot, Spring Security, Spring Data, Spring Integration, and more.
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated spring.
- dreamrealspring.url=https://spring.io/projects/spring-framework
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated spring.
- dreamrealspring.tags=java,framework,di,ioc
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated spring.
- dreamrealspring is a Java application framework providing a DI container and vast ecosystem of modules. Foundation for Spring Boot, Spring Security, Spring Data, Spring Integration, and more.
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated spring.
- dreamrealspring.url=https://spring.io/projects/spring-framework
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated spring.
- dreamrealspring.tags=java,framework,di,ioc
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated spring.
- dreamrealspring boot is an opinionated convention-over-configuration layer on Spring. Auto-configuration, embedded servers, starter dependencies. De facto standard for Java microservices and web apps.
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated spring boot.
- dreamrealspring boot.url=https://spring.io/projects/spring-boot
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated spring boot.
- dreamrealspring boot.tags=java,framework,microservices,web
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated spring boot.
- dreamrealquarkus is a Kubernetes-native Java framework from Red Hat. GraalVM native-first, fast startup, low memory. CDI-based with MicroProfile support. Designed for containers and serverless.
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated quarkus.
- dreamrealquarkus.url=https://quarkus.io
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated quarkus.
- dreamrealquarkus.tags=java,framework,microservices,graalvm,kubernetes
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated quarkus.
- dreamrealthere
- dreamrealmicronaut is a JVM framework from Object Computing targeting fast startup and low memory without GraalVM required. Compile-time DI and AOP — no reflection at runtime. Supports Java, Kotlin, and Groovy.
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated micronaut.
- dreamrealmicronaut.url=https://micronaut.io
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated micronaut.
- dreamrealmicronaut.tags=java,kotlin,groovy,framework,microservices
- nevetok, dreamreal: updated micronaut.
- dreamrealI have one channel absolutely polluted with stuff like that :D
- jbosmans2 factoids about spring! https://bytecode.news/factoids?q=spring
- dreamrealyes, spring and spring boot are not the same thing
- jbosmansi'd consider showing them (maybe partially) in the search results (eventually)
- jbosmansoh, i thought they were
- dreamrealWhat do you mean?
- jbosmansi was just kidding :) well, depending on what you responded to
- jbosmansah
- jbosmanson the side
- jbosmansah
- jbosmans*site
- dreamrealWell, considering they're different selectors that actually represent different factoids, they shoudl be two entries
- jbosmansi'd suggest showing the result content up to certain degree in the search results
- dreamrealIdo have redirection
- dreamrealyou mean, include the factoid content as part of the display of the factoid?
- jbosmansno, of the search results like for https://bytecode.news/factoids?q=spring
- jbosmansonly the first 10 or 50 or 100 or ..
- jbosmansgiven it's static content
- dreamrealRight, that's what I'm talking about: like, if it has a url property, make the link active, and if it has a text property, maybe include some of it
- dreamrealit's not static, but yeah
- jbosmansit's not ?
- dreamrealALL of bytecode.news is generated
- dreamrealdynamically
- dreamrealeven the features at the bottom
- jbosmanson every request ? :s
- jbosmansi mean
- dreamrealit's controlled by api.bytecode.news/features
- jbosmanslike, not by an llm i hope ?
- dreamrealit's not by an LLM, no
- dreamrealit's a REST backend
- jbosmansyeah so that's standard
- dreamrealthe front end queries the backend for what to render and how
- jbosmans(i'd say)
- dreamrealwell, there's also an SSR - reference.bytecode.news is an SSR representation
- jbosmansyou could put a caching thing in front of that
- dreamrealThat's sort of what happens
- dreamrealyou see how fast it renders
- dreamrealit actually tracks updates so the actual webapp has "live data" and it caches what is relatively constant
- jbosmansyeah it does
- jbosmansand i noticed because i (think i try to) make the same effort for same reasons in my projects
- jbosmansnicely done ^