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Saturday, August 22, 2026
- bluehi phaleth
- phalethhi blue
- phaletha small js runtime that claims to be able to run npm packages https://github.com/theMackabu/ant/
- nevetGitHub - theMackabu/ant: javascript for 馃悳's, a tiny runtime with big ambitions
- bluewow phaleth, cool
- bluecan you run primate on ant?
- phalethnope
- phalethwell, not sure about primate, I've only tried primate website
- bluecool
- phalethhttps://paste.debian.net/plainh/238fd75e
- phalethoh, well, debian.net is struggling
- phalethhttps://upaste.de/raw/Hon
- phalethmaybe it just does not like the node: prefix, no clue, actually
- bluepossible, yes
- bluehttps://github.com/theMackabu/ant/pull/76
- nevetmake string check operations even faster and safter by theMackabu 路 Pull Request #76 路 theMackabu/ant
- bluelooks like ai rot
- bluealso it's funny he called it ant, ant is a build tool for java
- bluestupid modern people, lol
- phalethyeah, that's kinda weird
- phalethall of these JS runtimes that try to compete with node are AI's work
- phaleththat error is not primate website specific, other primate apps also throw that
- phalethdunno if I can just remove node: from the build/server.js
- phalethlooks like it's not ES6 ready https://upaste.de/raw/iys
- blueyup
- bluegarbage
- phalethactually it mentiones ES6, ES2016+, ESNext in the readme
- blueweird
- phalethwell, it seems to be very buggy
- bluetypical AI slop
- bluemakes sense though: writing a JS engine in a month is next to impossible
- bluethe claim is preposterous
- phalethright and written in C, something wrong with the parser, looks like fixed buffer size and whatnot
- blueyup